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And another thing

Seriously fuck Jay-Z. What does he have against auto-tune? “This ain’t for itunes, this ain’t for sing alongs, this is Sinatra at the opera, bring a blonde, preferably with a fat ass who can sing a song, wrong, this aint politically correct.” “Black republicans” indeed…

Also what is it with him and writing punchlines about pens that don’t make sense. “Like bringing a knife to a gun fight / a pen to a test” was one, now we have “Only rapper to rewrite history without a pen” which, WHAT? What rappers you know are writing history with pens you fucking bitchy mope? JOKES HAVE TO MAKE SENSE.

Update: I guess he is referencing his little party trick where he doesn’t write down his raps before he says them? In which case, someone snopes that already.

  1. poobah reblogged this from youngmanhattanite and added:
    ••• Scuse us… but for better communication that should be stated:...links = no reblog = no...
  2. youngmanhattanite reblogged this from leoncrawl and added:
    following two rules: 1. No links. 2. No reblogs.
  3. leoncrawl reblogged this from seedz and added:
    Not to speak out of turn but as far as I can tell, the presumption of familiarity is part of the YM style guide.
  4. seedz reblogged this from leoncrawl and added:
    I almost did a whole thing at 4 a.m. about why there were no links to the original (Leon’s) posts, or any quotations...
  5. brianvan reblogged this from youngmanhattanite and added:
    Yeah. I think “Butt-head” conveys the sentiment much more clearly.
  6. smalter reblogged this from endasher and added:
    I thought the first pen joke was that, yes, most people bring pencils to a test, but not Jay, he brings a pen, because...
  7. endasher reblogged this from leoncrawl and added:
    joke, but I think the first one means you’re supposed...test; i.e., it’s a ScanTron deal....
  8. leoncrawl posted this